The wrigleys corporation has lost my business and respect.

I am SICK AND TIRED of the juicy fruit campaign. What the hell is wrong with wrigleys? Who do they think they are? It's time that someone stood up for my generation and said the truth. I like the juicy fruit song, and even though the guy they have singing it these days is a bit of a fruit himself, I like him anyways.

If I see those 2 young punk ass kids break his guitar again I'm going to.... well nothing... cause it's against the law to do what I want to do, and I don't break the law unless I have a good reason. But I am going to rant about it in the hopes that people will read my rant and stop eating Juicy Fruit gum, and for that matter boycott the Wrigley corporation entirely. What is it with corporations anyways? I know youth have a large disposable income but so do us adults. It bothers me how much corporate America panders to the youth of today. These whiny ass little bastards have to much going for them already. Look at schools! The school I went to as a kid has been turned into a freaking Mega mall with 2,000,000 different subjects to choose from. Forget MATH.... lets take PRINCIPLES of math, or FUNDAMENTALS of math if you're too stupid for the other. And hey, why take electives like Drama or Art, when you could take medieval armoursmithing. That's gonna be a REAL useful skill when you get out of school.

I do however, digress. Why must Wrigleys gum schill it's product by destroying something good and wholesome? What's wrong with the Juicy Fruit song? I want to get my ski's shined up and grab a stick of Juicy Fruit! The taste does move me! Just typing the words has put that wonderful little jingle in my head. Try not to start humming it! I DARE YOU! And now just for fun imagine those two little bastards ripping the guitar out of the poor guys hand and smashing it. There is NOTHING sweet about this. This is pure hatred. Pure malice. Pure evil. If William Wrigley could see this travesty of justice he would be rolling in his grave. If I could have 5 minutes with the Wrigley corporation heads, I would tell them to start selling thier product on it's merits, not by alienating a whole generation of customers. From this day forth I vow you this. I will not chew another piece of Wrigley's gum until they remove these commercials and apologize publicly to me. That's right, not a blanket, we're sorry to all the people we offended with our commercials, but a VERBAL apology to me. I ask you wrigley haters, unite in my cause. No one buy wrigleys gum or any other wrigleys products until I get a verbal apology, and the offending commercials are removed from the air and all copies they have in their possession are burned.

That's all I have to say about that.

-Justin